WAYS TO COPE WITH STRESS 1. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals. 2. Tape pictures of your boss on onto watermelons and toss them from high places. 3. When someone tells you to have a nice day, tell him you have other plans. 4. Write a short story using alphabet soup. 5. Polish your car with earwax. 6. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. How many can you do at a time ? 7. Stare at pele through the tynes of your fork and pretend they are in jail. 8. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper. DEFINITIONS 1. Heroic Tenor- a singer who gets by on sheer nerve and tight clothing. 2. Lamentoso- with handkerchiefs. 3. Intonation- singing through ones nose. Considered highly desirable in the Middle Ages. 4. Ritornello -an opera by Verdi 5. Cadence- when everyone hopes youre going to stop, but you dont. Patient : Doctor, doctor ! You have to help me out ! Doctor : certainly ! Which way did you come in ? Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, its known as golf. Im so excited ... I think toady Ill brush all of my teeth. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
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