WE ARE JUST TOO MUCH VENUE: heaven. GOD: Angel Mike, why are you looking worried ANGEL: Baba, its these Nigerians in heaven. We are tired of them. They dont obey simple instruction. They dont take their turn, they jump queue, when its time to do praises, they sleep, when we are serving food, one person will take the portion of three people and lie they took only one. They forget we are supreme beings that can see what they do in secret. The other time, one of their women beat up another lady saying she is eyeing the angel she likes. GOD: oh Mike, these people are so dear to me. I so much love them but they always break my heart. Please bear with me, I will speak to them. ANGEL: Baba how can you stand them. They even come here with fake identity. One of them came and said he is Mandela, we allowed him in. Later one man arrived from South Africa and said he is the real Mandela from South Africa. Its so confusing that they have pushed us to be taking finger print. GOD: Mike, I apologize on their behalf. I love them. I promised to speak to them. ANGEL: Angel Gabriel even told me the reason why they sleep when we do praises is that he saw them in group at night discussing how to launch a coup here in heaven GOD: hen, not again, I will have to send them to hell. Let me call Lucifer. GOD: hell-o Lucifer LUCIFER: your highness baba. You will reign forever. Anyone contending your sovereignty will end in this hell with me. GOD: my angels are bringing some people to you now because they refused to change. LUCIFER: pls wait sir, what part of the world are these people from. GOD: they are Nigerians. LUCIFER: ah ah ah NO sir. As we speak now, you will notice that Im breathing so hard. Its because of the Nigerians that are here. They have QUENCHED the fire here in hell and install air-condition. I had to wage real war with them to bring the fire back. Now they are planning suicide bomb to blow everyone including me and the fire away. Please sir keep them with you. Laugh it off, have a lovely day.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Feb 2014 23:54:47 +0000
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