WEEKEND SPECIAL APPETISER FOR DODALISTS; HALLO DODALISTS? PLEASE MAKE A CIRCLE ROUND THE CHIEF DODALIST, HES GOT SOMETHING TO SHARE, SOMETHING THAT WILL ENHANCE AND APPETISE YOUR DODALING LIFE. AM GOING TO CALL IT, MORTAR (KABENDE) AND POUNDING STICK (KAMUNSI) I WANT MEN TO KNOW HOW TO POUND IN THE MORTA. LETS TAKE POUNDING MAIZE TO MAKE MEALI MEAL AS AN EXAMPLE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THE BEST MEALI MEAL IS THE ONE WHICH IS MADE FROM POUNDING USING MORTA AND POUNDING STICK, NOT FROM CHIGAYO, ASK. IF YOU ASK ANYONE IN THE VILLAGE, THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT DEPENDING ON THE WAY YOU POUND, YOU MAY EITHER GET THE BEST MEALI MEAL OR THE USELESS MEALI MEAL. IN ORDER TO GET THE BEST MEALI MEAL, YOU HAVE TO POUND IN A CERTAIN WAY. THOSE WHO POUND BY LIFTING THE STICK UP AND DOWN, UP DOWN, UP DOWN......OFTEN PRODUCE USELESS MEALI MEAL. THE BEST MEALIE MEAL IS PRODUCED BY POUNDING FROM ALL ANGLES..... POUND FROM THE SIDES, POUND FROM THE MIDDLE, POUND FROM TOP, POUND DEEPER.......WHY? BECAUSE MAIZE IN THE MORTAR IS NOT JUST IN ONE PLACE, THERE IS MAIZE IN THE SIDES, MAIZE IN THE MIDDLE, MAIZE ON TOP, MAIZE DEEPER UNDER SO YOU MUST MAKE SURE YOUR STICK TOUCHES EVERY MAIZE. THERE ARE TIMES THAT AS YOU RE POUNDING, SOME MAIZE WILL JUST JUMP OUT OF THE MORTAR, SOME WILL JUMP AND STAY AROUND THE MORTAR ON TOP SO FOR THE MAIZE AROUND THE MORTAR ON TOP, YOU MUST ALSO GO FOR IT BY PASSING YOUR STICK ROUND THE MORTAR ON TOP, I MEAN AROUND THE ENTRANCE SO THAT IT DROPS BACK INSIDE. THIS IS EXACTLY HOW YOU SHOULD USE YOUR STICK TO POUND THE SAMUSA, YOU DONT JUST KEEP POUNDING, IN OUT, IN OUT, IN OUT....... NO! LET ME TEACH YOU FIRST, ESPECIALLY YOU AMARTURES. FIRST YOU SHOULD BE COUNTING IN YOUR HEART, YOU POUND 8 TIMES WITH IN AND OUT MOTION AND VERY DEEP, THEN 8 TIMES WITH THE SAME IN AND OUT MOTION BUT NOT DEEP, JUST ON THE ENTRANCE. THEN YOU POUND FROM THE LOWER SIDE 8 TIMES, THEN FROM THE UPPER 8 TIMES. THEN YOU HOLD YOUR STICK WITH YOUR HAND AND START USING IT LIKE A PENCIL BY DRAWING DEMACATIONS ROUND THE SAMUSA, ESPECIALLY THE BEANS. JUST MAKE SURE YOU DONT POUND WITH THE SAME STROKE IN ONE DIRECTION, KEEP CHANGING AND ALWAYS HAVE A MORTAR AND A POUNDING EXAMPLE IN YOUR MIND. THE SAME DANCING WHICH YOU EXPECT FROM YOUR LADY IS THE SAME DANCING YOU SHOULD BE DOING, THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOUR STICK TOUCH ALL CORNERS. I KNOW WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE ONE FEMALE DODALIST ATTESTED TO WHAT AM SAYING, THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID. When thrushing remove stick frm samusa and rub the stick on the clit and malepe. Go back inside and it shd be left right and center type of dodaling not just in-out. Dance wit stick inside ma fela. MUNVELA MA GUYS IMWE?!
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 17:35:21 +0000