WEEKEND TIPS FOR MEN ONLY Nine words women use... 1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing Usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It! 5.] Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.] Thats Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.] Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say youre welcome. 8.] Whatever : Is a womens way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.] Dont worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to #3.Then you RUN
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 06:54:00 +0000
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