WHEN I TRAVELLED TO HEAVEN I was in heaven, really peaceful & quiet place I must say, with very few people. Early in the morning, Jesus could ring church bells and we all gather for Mass and Pope John Paul II would lead us into it. After mass, we recite the rosary till afternoon. Then Muhammad could calls for swallah, we all gather and one Khalipha would lead us thru it. After, we recite the Quran and Hadith as we wait for the next prayer. Evening, Buddha calls us for worship in his temple, we sit down and pray. Then recite his teachings till night, and sleep. Praying-reading-sleeping, praying-reading-sleeping, that was the order of the day and I was very happy with life. Out of curiosity, I thought I’d peep thru the heaven windows & see what the other group was up to. When I opened the window, I heard a lot of noise screaming and chanting, I saw trillions of people, all my old friends, family members, beautiful women, movie stars, etc then I noticed they were all facing in one direction, that’s when I realized that these people were actually at a mega concert and surprisingly, it was MJ moonwalking on stage making the crowd scream. MJ had a new stroke, he was sliding on his back this time. Shortly after I heard the announcer, “Ladiiiiiiiies and gentlemen, after that wonderful performance from Michael Jackson, lets not waste too much time, coz we still have more 6,426,090 performers on the list, NOW all y’all hip-hop fans gimme a hell yeah (as every one shouted back HELL YEAH) put yo hands 2gether for 2PAC & B.I.G doing their new collabo ‘Heaven in Heeeeeeeeeell’ …” Huuuuhhhh the crowd went wild … In that very moment, Angel Michael came unto me ANGEL: Hey old man, what are u doing here? ME: Mmmhh nothing much, just … just … looking at those happy people down there, ahh I mean those sinners d…. ANGEL: Didnt u hear Buddha’s call, aren’t u supposed to be in the temple right now? ME: But … but … ANGEL: (in a high tone) Move to the temple RIGHT NOW or else I report this to the Almighty, and u know what will happen next … ME: What will h…. ANGEL: Don’t act like u don’t know, u will be thrown into hell in less than a week from 2day. ME: Pliz angel Michael, what can I do to be transferred out of here RIGHT NOW b4 my favorite rock band hits the stage, pliiiiiiiiiizzz Angel Michael was furious, he looked at me with an angry face, his eyes blazed like the sun and he angrily flew away. Shortly after, a loud echoing voice, “MISSING HEAVEN PRAYERS IS A VIOLATION OF HEAVEN RULES, YOU ARE ……” (as my excitement levels were shooting up ) OHH SHIT, that’s when I woke up … I missed out on the fun, aaggghhh :(
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 11:15:43 +0000