WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. Oliver North: National Security was at stake. Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being. Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Aristotle: To actualize its potential. Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature. Salvador Dali: The Fish. Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Pyrrho the Skeptic:What road? Ronald Reagan: I forget. Arnold Schwarzenegger: If you saw me coming youd cross the road too! Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated. Othello: Jealousy. Mrs Thatcher: This chickens not for turning. Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? Ones social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the chicken in question. Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter) George R.R. Martin(from Game of Thrones): So I can kill it in the next season. Gandhi: You must be the chicken you want to see in the world Martin Luther king: I have a dream that the chicken will live in a nation where it can cross the road whenever it wants Religious: Because the bible/quran/Talmud told so Israeli/Palaestina: Why do you only show their side of the road?
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