WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, Whats on TV? I said, Dust. And then the fight started. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a petrol pump And then the fight started. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked my wife, Do you know him? Yes, she sighed, Hes my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasnt been sober since. My God! I said to my wife, who would think a person could go on celebrating that long? And then the fight started. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to me, I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. I replied, Your eyesights damn near perfect. And then the fight started. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I tried to talk to my wife into buying a case of Kingfisher for 500 rs. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for 300 rs. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.. And then the fight started.. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I asked my wife, Where do you want to go for our anniversary? It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. Somewhere Ive not been in a long time. So I took her to the kitchen. Then the fight started... For all married couple..
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 15:48:06 +0000