WHY KISUMU PUPILS FAIL IN C.R.E. QUESTION 1: How was Jesus conceived? Other pupils: Through the Holy Spirit Kisumu pupils: Via spiritual insermination QUESTION 2: 8 days after the birth of Jesus what happened? Other pupils: He was circumcised Kisumu pupils: His penile tissues were partially peeled off QUESTION 3: What did John the Baptist do to Jesus in river Jordan? Other pupils: He baptized Jesus Kisumu pupils: He temporarily drowned Jesus in water QUESTION 4: What miracle did Jesus perform at the wedding in Cana? Other pupils: He changed water into wine Kisumu pupils: He converted H20 to C2H60 in absentia of a burette QUESTION 5: How many disciples did Jesus have? (a) 8 (b) 10 (c) 12 (d) 16 Other pupils: 12 Kisumu pupils: Dozen QUESTION 6: How did Judas the Escariot betray Jesus? Other pupils: He kissed him on the cheeks Kisumu pupils: He navigated his dentition towards the coordinates of Jesuss head and permitted his lips to establish an impact with the cheeks of Jesus QUESTION 7: Before Jesus was arrested what did he tell Peter? Other pupils: That before the cock crows Peter would deny him three times Kisumu pupils: That prior to gallus gallus domesticus emitting sound decibels, the identity of Jesus would be persona non grata to the memory of Peter!
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