WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. FATHER : A banker provided by nature CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!! POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 11:17:00 +0000