WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : ********************* ¤ SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play. ¤ LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. ¤ NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. ¤ MARRIAGE : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. ¤ TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower. ¤ CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. ¤ FATHER : A banker provided by nature. ¤ CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest....except that he/she got caught. ¤ BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!! ¤ POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter . ¤ DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. ***************
Posted on: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 15:27:14 +0000
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