WONDERFUL DEFINITIONs............. 1. SCHOOL: A place where Parents pay and children play. 2. LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor for the rest of your life so that you can die Rich. 3. NURSE: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. 4. MARRIAGE: Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters......... 5. TEACHER: A person who will teach you almost everything about life but who cannot tell you, your real destiny. 6. Lawyer: A person who settle and judge people whereas God is waiting for him/her to be judged in heaven. 7. DRIVER: A person who drive either with care or rough without knowing when an accident could occurred. 8. TEAR: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power. 9. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 10. FATHER: A banker provided by nature. 11. CRIMINAL: A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught. 12. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!! 13. POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence thereafter. 14. DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills..........
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 07:30:47 +0000
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