WORLD CUP LETTER Dear Spouse, The FIFA World Cup is finally here. It will take a whole month to conclude. Let me give u a few rules that will help us in this World Cup month. 1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or plan burials or whatever during the World Cup because we wont go. 3. You support the teams that I support. 4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game. 5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so I’m gonna watch them. 6. We can watch all the African Magic channels provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil. 7. You dont just pass in front of the TV if am watching soccer, you better crawl on the floor. 8. Make sure you dont ask silly questions such as what is offside or does the referee give green card or which club is Alex Ferguson coaching or which group are Arsenal? 9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer. 10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing Thank you. I love you. Signed Your Spouse.
Posted on: Thu, 12 Jun 2014 21:18:31 +0000
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