WOW! I just took the BIGGEZT SHIT!!! I swear to log it put a thick brown layer on the bowl. It took so many wipes that I had to stop and flush cos the paper was tickling my balls. When I looked to flush I almost shit myself again at the sheer monstrosity of it all. As I pressed the flush button the whole toilet blocked and a stinky, chunky brown slush quickly rose to the top. My heart started to beat quickly as I knew there would b no escape from the turd tidal wave about to spew forth from the bowl and claim all human life within a mile radius, plus my pants were still down so my speed and acceleration were hampered. Thankfully, with one large vacuum noise the bowl swallowed my massive borry. As I watched some of my greatest work disappear down the S-bend I thought to myself "DAMN"... " I should have taken a photo of that" ... .... ... ... ... ... just thought u all might like to know! Ah Facebook=]
Posted on: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 04:06:24 +0000
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