Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf? Pinoy: No, Big cup!! Big cup! Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast? Pinoy: Hameneggs. Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir? Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much. Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked? Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked. Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your eggs…fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled? Pinoy: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled. Waiter: And what bread would you like? Pinoy: Begyurpardon? Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye? whole wheat? toast? Pinoy: Pan Americano Waiter: We don’t have that. Pinoy: Okey, gib me taystee. Waiter: We don’t have that either, sir. Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete? Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast? Pinoy: Donut plis….
Posted on: Wed, 14 Aug 2013 07:39:17 +0000
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