*Want to find a job after college? Be friends with as many people as possible in your field but on pace to graduate 1-2 years ahead of you. *Want to make a drink cold really fast? Wrap it in a wet paper towel and put it in the freezer for 15 minutes. *Looking for something? Scan right to left with your eyes. Youll pick up more since your brain isnt used to reading that way. *Try applying your deodorant at night instead of the morning! Itll be more effective and youll sweat less the next day. *The waiter/ waitress usually has nothing to do with your food taking a long time to come. Dont punish them by not tipping if it does. *To study faster, read the first and last paragraphs of the reading and skim through the middle. Its just as effective as reading everything *Toothpaste removes ink from your clothes. Apply it to the stain, let it dry and then wash. *If your stomach is rumbling in a public setting, do not clench your muscles, instead push out like a beer belly and the noise will stop. *Guys: Flex any muscle for 60 seconds to get rid of an unwanted erection. *Ordinary/ Hangover Headache Cure: Two aspirin with a bottle of Powerade. Rotate ice & heat every 15 minutes. *Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying *Never use your favorite song as your alarm clock, youll end up hating it. *When youre at an airport simply add ?.jpg at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free. *Always take a look at the floor near the bar. Drunk people always drop their money! *Press CTRL + SHIFT + T to reopen a tab you accidentally closed while browsing. *Need to stay awake but feeling sleepy? Hold your breath as long as you can, and then breath out slowly. It will increase your heart rate *If youre about to get hit by a car (and cant jump sideways), jump UP! Itll give you a better chance of rolling over the car. *Something wrong with your car? Go to Autozone and ask for advice before seeing a mechanic—their expert opinions are free. *Using your phone while its charging can damage the battery —this is why the cords for chargers are so short. *If you have a tough decision to make, flip a coin—not to decide for you, but youll realize what you really want when its in the air. *Never date someone your friend has dated, even if they say its alright. There are seven billion people in this world; find someone else.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 08:46:11 +0000