Warner Brothers has struck out vigorously at criticism of their denial that the movie company was involved in a plot involving the Prime Minister of New Zealand to bring the master hacker and criminal Kim Dotcom to America by rendition. The criticism relates to the statement of denial originally issued by Warner Brothers being anonymous - attributed only to the company with no actual person accepting ownership of the statement. That was just an oversight, Vice President in Charge of Public Relations, Elmer Fudd, said earlier today. He went on to point out that the statement was actually issued by Warner Brothers CEO, Bugs Bunny and that the company stood by it implicitly. Yosemite Sam, Warner Bros. Director of Corporate Affairs, agreed, issuing his own statement that while Warner Brothers did nothing other than come to New Zealand to extort $40 million or so from the NZ taxpayer, a trifling amount in real currency, it was essential that Dotcom be brought to the US as soon as possible to face the consequences of his single-handed undermining of the world economy by running websites that facilitated common-place human behaviour. We cant have this sort of thing, Mr Sam commented waving a scimitar vigorously in the air and slicing off the end of one side of his moustache! He went on to say that, after the slight hiccup with the Lehman Brothers a while back, management of the world economy had been picked up by Mickey and his friends over at Disney and they were doing a commendable job! Prime Minister of New Zealand, John Key, said that there was nothing at all sinister in his Government working hand in glove with Bugs and Mickey to get his countrys economy back on the rails. Millions of New Zealanders believed this and went back to sleep.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 02:34:30 +0000
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