WarnerBros Producer: Oh no! Marvel made another good movie! DC writer: Well what can we do? A Wonderwoman? WBP: A woman? Never. Maybe... but itll depend on if Batman vs Superman is sucesful. DCW: A Flash movie? WBP: No, no. Thats what the fans want. DCW: An Aquaman movie? WBP: Yeah right. My mindset is still in the 70s so therefore Aquaman will never happen. DCW: Well what can we do to catch up? WBP: I got it! A fresh idea. Something we havent had since the Batman tv series. DCW: Well, what is it? WBP: A new Batman movie! With Ben Affleck! DCW: ... but... there are already 7 movies in 20 years. Shouldnt we wait to see if Batman vs Superman is successful first? Just like Wonder Woman? WBP: Buh-buh-buh-but..... with his son, Damien. DCW: OMFGAWD THATS GENIUS WBP: GIMME MOAR BATMAN!!!! Meanwhile, at disney. Disney Producer: so Marvel guys, got any awesome heroes and villains we can use for a movie? Marvel Writer: well, we have a team like the avengers, but theyre already together and they protect the entire galaxy. DP: Ok... MW: They have a talking Racoon. DP: Sweet! Lets also look into giving Black Widow and Carol Danvers their own movie since were already giving Jessica Jones a TV show on Netflix. MW: Cool! Can I please bring in Dr. Strange? DP: Suuure.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Apr 2014 13:37:30 +0000
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