Warnie has advertised on twitter for a new PA below is an application Luke put in: Dear sir/madam/in between ( just got to be careful after what Ricky Ponting went through a few years ago in the cross) Im writing to apply for the position advertised via twitter to become Shane Warnes new PA. Although Ive no formal training I do believe Ive certain qualities that can be of use to Mr Warne. For example Im an excellent applier of oil, should shane wish to take another shirtless selfie like last week. I also have a very strong stomach, in fact I never even threw up after seeing that photo, how many of your other applicants can honestly say that. I also have a competent understanding of the Gregorian calendar system, and therefore would be able to explain to Shane he was born in 1967 not 2007 and therefore shouldnt be using smiley faces and terms like hahahaha after inane thoughts he tweets. Unfortunately I havent mastered Microsoft word technology but I have mastered the technology available to delete text messages, I could show Shane and although at first he may look like a dog that has been shown a card trick, Im sure given time he could master it too. Finally Ive no idea what PA actually stands for but if its Prince Albert Ive one of them too, as I can only assume he does and perhaps its something we may bond over. Kind regards Luke Bradnam I look forward to hearing privately from you via twitter to the progress of my application
Posted on: Tue, 21 Jan 2014 06:22:04 +0000
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