Warning; Homeland Security has issued an elevated terror alert beginning Monday November 17th and going through Thursday November 20th. Terrorist groups from the notorious Canadian terrorist organization ICEIS, led by the infamously cold hearted Jacque Frost of the polar region, are expected to be invading from the north, moving through most of the USA wreaking havoc on temperatures and the weather patterns. Be prepared, be diligent, be aware... if you see any suspicious activity such as: below freezing temperatures, sleet, snow or icy roads immediately call your local equatorial travel agent. ICEIS is dangerous... its operatives do not cut off heads... instead freezing off body parts, including asses, balls, tallywhackers and nipples.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 22:31:33 +0000
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