Warning: Inappropriate Content Having to replace so much - TopicsExpress

Warning: Inappropriate Content Having to replace so much expensive restaurant equipment over time has one bonus: Cyn puts it on her Visa and racks up award points. Problem is, she usually turns around and GIVES the travel awards away, so Mitch is always grousing about never getting to go anywhere. Which is why he almost wet his pants when he turned OLD last Thursday (on 9/11, of course…who else?). Cyn secretly packed his bags, drove him to the airport, pinned his surprise itinerary on his back (just kidding) and away he went, eyes wide with excitement to GRACELAND to see Elvis, his hero. (Ya think? Mitch danced in an Elvis getup at his own wedding, built an Elvis shrine, memorized every Elvis movie, cooked PB&Banana Sandwiches on TV, mourns the Kings anniversaries and even renewed his vows with Cyn at an Elvis Chapel in Vegas.) So heres his first text before the plane even took off: Im on my way to Memphis fuc#ing Tennessee…I win birthday forever! And heres his second text just after he landed at 9:30pm: Dollar Rent-a-Car is NOT here! They went home for fu#ks sake! But giddyup made it to Elvis home somehow, because his THIRD text read One of his horses has a boner :O Highlight of the tour.