Warrior: *pant pant* MOMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY Mom: What????? Warrior: will you pwease turn da air condition on? Mom: No Warrior: *pant pant pant* pwease? Iz a good girl Mom: Nope, not turning it on Warrior: pretty pwease *gives sad puppy eye looks* Mom: No. I am not turning the air conditioner on Warrior: but its hot in here. Iz gonna melt Mom: You? Melt? Yeah, ok Warrior: pweeeeeeeease? Mom: No, its not happening. Maybe if you werent just runnung thru the house like a wild banshee then you wouldnt be so hot Warrior: but it was zoomie time. I HABS to get zoomies in Mom: You have gone days without doing zoomies so try another one Warrior: I got Brookie out obs da way so yous could get to da bafroom earlier, will dat work? Mom: Nope Warrior: why? yous know Brookie stands in da middle obs da steps and wont mobe so I mobed her for you Mom: I can get around Brookie, done it plenty of times Warrior: dens next time yous gettins a pee pad frown at you Mom: And you want me to turn the air conditioner on? Warrior: Iz sorries, forgibs me? Mom: Well, yeah but its not getting turned on Warrior: fine. dens Iz just gonna habs to make a call and habs someone tell me how to turn it on.........
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 02:37:18 +0000
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