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Was feeling kinda down earlier, so I got some advice from a good friend who told me to embrace my single life.. So here are my top 5 observations of singlehood... 1. When I bring home leftovers from the resturant. I dont have to write DO NOT EAT ON THE LID before I them place in the refrigerator 2. When I take off my work shoes at the door... They somehow are still there when I go to put them on the next morning. (all this time i thought they walked outside to the porch by themselves) 3. When I set the DVR to record a show that I like.. Amazingly... it actually gets recorded.....And stays there until i get to watch it... (so happy)... 4. Speaking of TV... I can play it as loud as I want, without being asked if I am deaf..... 5. And last but not least.... I never have to yell BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!!.. Somehow the roll is never empty!!!!!! WHO KNEW!!!!
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 21:49:41 +0000

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