Watching Football with our wives can be very annoying, frustrating and stressful. The example below is typical (I pity the guy no b small): Wife: Dipo, whos that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Husband: Chris bawo, no na. thats Theo Walcott!!! Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....Whats that yellow card for? Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Wife: Ohhh! Its something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!! Wife: What about the green card? Husband: Ohhh! theres nothing like that in football. Wife: Which teams are these? Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! Its Arsenal and Chelsea. What again! Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Husband: No be red jersey be that? Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Dont you know its Chelsea? Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Husband: (depressed, and nod his head in pity) ohk, me too..... Wife: Take am easy na! Please whos that old man? Husband: Hmmm... thats Arsenals coach, Arsene Wenger Wife:Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Husband: Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Super Sport Channel to African Magic).
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 07:05:44 +0000
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