Water News From The Daily Mail (Tom Ryan Nov 2014, Peadar Mac Ghiolla Chearra, Percy French) Ireland is a very dangerous place, sir All its people are making a stand The Irish are a terrifying race, sir Every girls on a water meter stand Everybody declaring ‘We are winning’. It’s the truth and that’s my tale It’s amazing, it’s surprising It’s a mighty water rising Said the man from the Daily Mail Every bird upon my word Is singing water – drinking water Every ‘ISIS’ hen is laying hand grenades All over Ireland, I wouldn’t lie Sir Every ‘ISIS’ cock in the farmyard stock Crows ‘Down with Labour and Fine Gael’ And it’s amazing, it’s surprising It’s a mighty water rising Said the man from the Daily Mail The other day I travelled down to Cork, sir And this is what I’ve seen. A bunch of terrifying women there, sir A frightful terror, they were mean. With their placards, and banners all in step Singing ‘ISIS’ will prevail and Im shitting in me shoes As Im making up the news Said the man from the Daily Mail Every bird upon my word Is singing water – drinking water Every ‘ISIS’ hen is laying hand grenades All over Ireland, I declare Sir Every ‘ISIS’ cock in the farmyard stock Crows ‘Down with Labour and Fine Gael And it’s amazing, it’s surprising It’s a mighty water rising Said the man from the Daily Mail Town and country are seething with sedition Water Protests strong and true The people are all joining local protests The Government haven’t got a clue Every child and every granny, tis surprising all protesting, tis my tale And it’s amazing, it’s surprising It’s a mighty water rising Said the man from the Daily Mail Every bird upon my word Is singing water – we’ll fight for water Every ‘ISIS’ hen is laying hand grenades All over Ireland, I wouldn’t lie Sir Every ‘ISIS’ cock in the farmyard stock crows ‘Down with Labour and Fine Gael’ And it’s amazing, it’s surprising It’s a mighty water rising Said the man from the Daily Mail Kenny, Burton, Kelly, Noonan, are confusing Contradict each other till they’re blue The Cabinet is leaking, it’s bemusing. They are wondering what to do Kelly’s bribe is doomed to fail. It’s amazing, it’s surprising Its a mighty water rising Said the man from the Daily Mail Every bird upon my word Is singing water – we’ll fight for water Every ‘ISIS’ hen is laying hand grenades All over Ireland, I wouldn’t lie Sir Every ‘ISIS’ cock in the farmyard stock Crows ‘Down with Labour and Fine Gael’ And it’s amazing, it’s surprising It’s a mighty water rising Said the man from the Daily Mail.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 23:05:27 +0000
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