Ways to Confuse Santa Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While hes in your house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. Leave him a note, explaining that youve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. While hes in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit! Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say We hate Christmas, and Go away Santa. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections. While hes in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire. Leave Santa a note, explaining that youve moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house. Paint hoof-prints all over your face and clothes. While hes in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like youve been trampled. While hes on the roof, yell up to Santa, asking if hed mind adjusting your TV antenna. When he does so, tell him, Thats good and dont let him move until the commercials come on.
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 12:25:19 +0000
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