We get some very amusing emails at GABS - Thanks to Bradley for the chuckle this morning, Im sure weve all experienced a Whitney Houston on the bus at some point.... Dear Diary Please remind me to write to GABS to institute the issuing of fines to people who sing out of tune in their busses! The scale of these fines should be determined by: (A) is the individual singing unaccompanied? (B) is the individual using earphones? (C) how loud is the individual singing? (D) are others singing along? (E) are the others also out of tune? (F) is it your favourite song theyre spoiling? (G) do I have a headache? (H) did I have a headache before the torturing started? (I) Is the individual on any banned substances? (J) is the individual mentally unstable? These fines should only be waivered if the said individual is willing to financially compensate me for enduring his or her tuneless effort!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 12:00:30 +0000
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