We got tired of bologna and burgers, so we went to a nice, Italian place for dinner. Most everyone else had spaghetti or chicken parmesan, the usual. Wanting something different, I ordered a pork chop. When they brought this thing, it was as big as a back yard patio and had a bone protruding from it like a compound fracture. Now, Im a big eater, but this monster was more than I could consume. Since I know the kids in Korea are starving, (some of you will know what I talking about), I boxed it up and will have the rest for lunch with eggs and potatoes. It was close to 9 PM and I didnt want to go back to the condo and watch Americas Got Talent. I hit the clubs! It was packed and it was hot and it was humid. I decided it was a dance with someone you dont know night. About an hour or so in, I danced with this one lady who was fabulous. It was like we had been dancing together for years. Come to find out, she was a National Shag Champion. Im just happy that I held my own with her. By this time, Im dripping with sweat and my dinner is like a brick in my belly, so I walked a few blocks to the condo, got naked under my clothes, flopped in the recliner and watched the Weather Channel.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 14:28:27 +0000
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