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We had someone call the shop today complaining theres going to be an Ann Summers coming to Saffron Walden. It took me back to last year when the Trumpington village hall in Cambridge was booked for bondage and S&M lessons, with tea and cake served during the interval (coitus interruptus)? Anyway, I relish the thought of middle aged white collar workers whipping themselves senseless after office hours. I picture a whip at rest next to a china cup of Earl Grey and a slice of Battenberg cake, while Mrs Soames chats about how hard to administer the paddle on Mr Pilkingtons behind. Come one, come all.*
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 16:31:15 +0000

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