We saw NOAH tonight. This is a movie with a message and that message is BEWARE! If you want to to enjoy a bad movie, rent BILLY JACK or SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT. This movie brings bad to a new low. There isnt even a decent performance in it to recommend it. It could not have been any worse if Kristen Stewart had been in it! Speaking of untalented young women, I have no idea what Emma Watson was doing, but it sure as heck wasnt acting. There was a time that I thought Jennifer Connolly was a decent actress, but this movie has certainly dissuaded me from that! She is very good at getting her nose to run, though. After going through what she had to endure with Russell Crow in A BEAUTIFUL MIND, youd think shed learned her lesson. I am pretty sure that Russell Crow could actually act at one time, but... Now... Not so much! Boy, I miss Bud White! The script is pretty insulting to anyone who has even a passing knowledge of The Bible. Fallen angels that look like the rock monster from GALAXY QUEST, industrial civilizations in the ancient world, a storyline that was something like a combination of MAD MAX and THE LORAX and Tubal Cain, who is only barely mentioned in Genesis and appears to be several generations before Noah, plays a pivotal role as the villain in this - which should piss-off the Masons! My favorite part of the film came about 2 hours and 30 minutes into the film. The writers created this opportunity for me, the viewer, to leave while a horrible pop song played over the credits. That was the most creative and insightful part of the entire film! In summary, I went to the doctors yesterday and I enjoyed my prostate exam much more than this film!
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 02:27:41 +0000
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