We the association of Nigeria Hospital Patients (NHP) having extensively deliberated on the on-going brouhaha between the johesu and medical doctors came out with the following resolution which we believe is a perfect solution to end the crisis. For these groups of wannabe/drop-out medical students who veered into the allied/para-medical professions and want to short circuit back to assume the roles, positions and the entitlements of our Doctors who are our primary caregivers, this culture of impunity must be extended to other sectors as follows A) All cabin crew should be allowed to fly the aircrafts in Nigeria B) Henceforth, gatemen are eligible to be appointed as chief of defence staff C) That the midwives should be allowed to perform C/S on any relative of the federal executive council that might require this surgery D) That henceforth, the super eagles physio should be referred to as the chief coach and be entitled to all allowances of the real chief coach. E) That the pharmacist technician should be eligible to be appointed chief pharmacist F) That the orderlies who has spent atleast one year ( equivalent of post basic nursing training) in a specialized ward be referred to as specialist and be paid specialist allowance. Afterall, the auxilliary nurses have being enjoying all the entitlements of the B. Sc nurses since the Gowons regime. G) That driving license shall be granted those who have driving experience with toy cars in childhood. H) That the appointment to the office of the chief judge of the federation and minister of justice shall not be limited to LLB holder, but open to all staff in the ministry of justice. Afterall, all of us don judge case at one point or the other in our lifetime. I) To settle the issue of Consultant pathologists and the laboratory scientists, none of them shall be regarded as PATHOLOGIST except the mortuary attendants. Yes because they spend more time with the dead bodies. J) Henceforth, all staff of the national assemblies shall be referred to as senator and shall be paid as stipulated in the document that guides the remuneration of the elected senators. k) Henceforth, a credit in pigeon English can be accepted in place of English language in Nigerian universities
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 21:42:59 +0000
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