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Wee jokes only Scots understand: 1. A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. Comfy? asks the dentist. Govan, she replies. 2. How many Spanish guys does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan. 3.Did you hear about the lonely prisoner? He was in his cell. 4. After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the kilt. And whats the tartan? asks his mate. Oh, shell be wearing a white dress, he replies. 5. Ten cows in a field. Which one is closest to Iraq? Coo eight. 6. A teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: Can you come and get me? Ive missed the last bus and its pouring with rain. Okay, says her dad. Where are you ringing from? The girl replies: From the top of my head right down to my knickers. 7. What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie. 8. A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing. No, argues the assistant, look at that - it says Taiwan

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