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Welcome To Zimbabwe A pregnant woman was delivering but she was finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual yelled at her: Push!... But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter what they did. About five minutes later, the babys head came out and asked: BABY: Is this Zimbabwe? NURSE: Yes. BABY: What about ZANU PF, are they still In power? NURSE: Yes. BABY: What about teachers, are they still getting low salaries? NURSE: Still yes. BABY: What about our missing Malaysian Airplane, is it still missing? NURSE: Still missing. BABY: What about the Salarygate Bosses have they been arrested? NURSE: No, the case is pending. BABY: Is. HE Mugabe still the president of Zimbabwe? NURSE: Yes. BABY: Are Tsvangirai and Biti still accusing each other and holding each other responsible for everything that happened in the MDC demise? NURSE: Yes. BABY: Is J Moyana of Munotidako fame still singing? NURSE: Maybe. BABY: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Am not coming out again any time soon!

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How lazy of Bob Geldof to once again re-release that awful song

I will be there. Looking forward to a great weekend.

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