Well I went to the dr and paid him $7,409,318.32 to tell me Im fat with high cholesterol and could possibly have a kidney stone. So now Im on a heart healthy (bland as shit) diet. Instead of tracking my weight loss by pounds, Im going to track it by when I lose enough weight to bend over and tie my shoes. Then when I lose enough to wipe my ass without almost knocking myself off the toilet trying to stretch around my gut. You get the picture....MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN MY FAVOR!!!
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 22:36:45 +0000
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