Well, Ive been sick for a week now. I so rarely have respiratory illnesses, I didnt even see it coming. I thought my throat was sore because of drainage from chronic sinus problem. Nope! Cant quit coughing. Cant sleep because of coughing. Cant really lie down because of coughing. Ribs sore now. Feels better one day, worse the next. I keep thinking Im hearing distant voices, or strange noises, and realized its me, wheezing!! At first, I was afraid I was going to die, then I was afraid I wouldnt! The good news is, I consulted WebMD, and apparently, Im going to die from this, so itll all be over soon. Then I realized that, just about no matter what you ask them, its probably fatal, so I may be doomed to live. Unrelenting cough and difficulty breathing? Fatal. Got a hangnail? Infection, gangrene, loss of hand, and fatal. Itchy scalp? Undoubtably brain parasites, and.....fatal! It must be a hypochondriacs paradise!! Ive got 3 days off, and am hoping to spend it resting. Stay well out there, and if youve got an itchy scalp, well, it was nice to know you! :)
Posted on: Fri, 20 Jun 2014 18:00:50 +0000
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