Well die hard fans its been a long yet wonderful year and its time to wrap it all up with the season review, each player will be individually scrutinised on their year, including a quick summary of points and the final Young medal named after its inaugural winner. Youngy #9 : 39 Votes (2.43 per game) 185 points (11.5 per game) - Clearly the teams most consistent stand out player as week in week out he topped the scorecard and was only hampered by his potty mouth and aggressiveness on the reach in foul. Deservedly has the best and fairest named after him for the seasons to come Cam #14 : 21 Votes (1.23 pg) 91 Points (5.35 pg) - By far the most over rated player in the squad and in no way shape or form does he deserve to be runner up on points and votes based on what little ability weve observed, but as he keeps showing up it turns out participation reaps the rewards Jake #12 : 9 Votes (0.6 pg) 25 Points (1.6 pg) - Had the hardest job in the team for the vast majority of the year, being the only big man in the squad and wasnt up to the genitalia of most other centres, but always gave it the old volleyball try and is the most keen for a goon bong over the off season Claasen #6 : 8 Votes (2 pg) 53 Points (13.25 pg) - Had the single best game of any player this season but his constant college antics restricted him from fulfilling his playing duties on more than one occasion, topped the average points per game for the season and the club will be looking to secure his signature for a tun bitter next season. Dylan #7 : 8 Votes (0.67 pg) 23 Points (1.91 pg) - Started off the season reminiscing a potato, and never looked like making a bucket, but somehow finished one of the most valuable players racking up both points and votess, perhaps cold be the next Young medallist at this rate Jack #33 : 6 Votes (2 pg) 34 Points (11.67 pg) - Boy we wouldve loved to have had him play for the entire season, made a massive difference to the side and helped bot hoffensively and defensively, but it looks like the team will be fighting for his signature against the football club Lachie #88 : 5 Votes (0.55) 15 Points (1.67 pg) - Mixed season for the founding member as he was constantly hampered by ankle injuries, definitely very handy on the defensive harassment aspect of the game but will be looking forward to the offseason to improve that jump shot and introduce a lay up into the arsenal.... Nick #23 : 3 Votes (0.17 pg) 17 Points (1 pg) - Definitely the heart and soul of make it rain and is loved by the entire league, his heart and ambitions exceeded his real fifa ability and was just a brutal defender, constantly making the players earn there shots with aggressive charges on the defensive front, possibly next years poster boy. Joey : 3 Votes (1 pg) 17 Points (5.66 pg) - Would dribble all day long given the chance and was always happy to put up a shot from beyond the arc, definitely helped out the side when in need of some scoring power Burgo : 3 Votes (3 pg) 10 Points (10 pg) - Team granted his wish and gave the old timer a jersey late in the season, yet had the audacity to demand a beer pre game, to be fair won the game for the side even though his fitness reminisced a bull elephant, would love to see him at the function. Tom W: 1 Vote (1 pg) 2 Points (2 pg) - The sport scientist came to the sides aid when they needed a big man most, and somehow the team one, ASADA will be looking into his supplement regime and what he put into the skippers drink bottle pre game Mas : 0 ...... Lets leave it at that - Talked himself up to be a real superstar talent and travelled a long way to play, but put up perhaps the single worst performance of the year, probably wont be invited back... Hayden 0 ...... As above - Lets face it he didnt give two tosses about the game he played, the human sponge is just looking forward to few goonies come friday. The team will be looking forward to presentation night / feral friday later in the week and we hope to get every single player dressed up and on the goon sacks as we love sucking on the grapey nectar of the gods.
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 09:57:29 +0000