Well her are some turning 40 jokes to keep in the mood hehe: Im not 40, Im 18 with 22 years experience! Dont take life so seriously, its not permanent. At 40, before crossing a room you look both ways. At 40, every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell. At 40, you suffer from Clue Deficit Disorder. At 40, I realize that I was built for comfort, not speed. At 40, your idea of weight lifting is standing up. At 40, you sing along with the elevator music. At 40, conversations with people your own age often become a duel of ailments. At 40, if youve never smoked, you can start now and it wont have time to hurt you. At 40, it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 17:42:55 +0000
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