Well, sh*t. I had potato chips and French onion dip for breakfast (yeah, I know; please refrain from any dietary admonishments). Somehow I managed to get a big splooge of dip between my boobs, on my dark blue uniform shirt. Despite vigorous scrubbing with water and paper towels, it still looks obvious. Now I get to spend the next 11 hours wearing a shirt that looks like I pulled a Lewinski. Typical.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 15:09:55 +0000