Well, well, well. Devils Night is upon us again. Figured wed throw a little party, start a bunch of fires, make a little profit. Problem is: its all been done before. A man has an idea. The idea attracts others, like-minded. The idea expands. The idea becomes an institution. What was the idea? Thats whats been bothering me, boys. I tell ya: when I used to think of the idea itself, it put a big ol smile on my face. Greed is for amateurs. Disorder. Chaos. Anarchy. Now thats fun! I started the first fires in this goddamn city. Before I knew it, every charlatan and shit heel was imitating me. You know what they got now? Devils Night greeting cards. Isnt that precious? The idea has become the institution, boys. Time to move on. I want you to set a fire so goddamn big, the gods will notice us again, thats what Im saying. I want all you boys to look me straight in the eye one more time and say: ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT??!!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 09:59:56 +0000
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