What Confucius did NOT say... • Man who wants pretty nurse must - TopicsExpress



          

What Confucius did NOT say... • Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient. • Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing fly. • Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent. • Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts. • Man who jumps off cliff jumps to conclusion. • Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. • Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. • War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. • It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it. • Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. • Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. • Man who lives in glass house should change in basement. Finally Confucius SAY... “A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”
Posted on: Fri, 26 Jul 2013 19:36:24 +0000

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