What I imagine goes through Pipers head when we are actually brave enough to take her out to eat: I WAS starving, but I think Ill only smear ketchup everywhere and just eat that Now seems like as good a time as ever to practice my magician skills and escape from the highchair buckle Maybe if I stand up in the high chair and jump up and down, that cute little boy at the table next to us will notice how cool I am Or better yet, I break a leg and maybe hell come rescue me My baked beans touched my ribs, which touched my Mac and cheese, I think Ill scream about it until mom gets me some uncontaminated food Suddenly I have an urge to put my fingers in dads water glass and splash around I think I could use some red highlights, PERFECT-theres some ketchup!!! 😑
Posted on: Sun, 14 Dec 2014 21:02:32 +0000