What a morning!! First up I throw the back door keys away with the rubbish into the skip, so I had to go and fish them out with my pick up thingy, felt like a skip rat but got them back eventually.,,,hurrah! Then as Im walking the two pesky mutts, Milly decides to sit down by the building site and sits on sand soaked in oil immediately turning her arse end and tail completely black. I go back home clean up Milly which took ages, left her home and took poppy back out for a walk. Now this dog NEVER poops on her walk but today she decides to and Ive used the poop bag I had in my pocket on Milly, so, I had to use a little bit of tissue and then legged it to the skip! Pft... I decide to Hoover our pool so Im faffing about with that, its getting warmer, Im walking back to turn on the tap, looks at Poppy and she has decided to have a swirl about in some bird sh*t!!! Aaahhhhhhhhh!! So I clean her up and sling them in the house. So Im outside and hosing all the patios down and waddya know the end burst off the hose reel and soaks me to the skin.....thats it Ive had enough, Im going to make a bacon sarnie now... what could possibly go wrong!?!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 09:04:41 +0000
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