What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffanys at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. Its priceless. As Im taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. Its her fathers business. Shes Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I dont trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and hes the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. Shes been waiting for me all these years. Shes never taken another lover. I dont care. I dont show up. I go to Berlin. Thats where I stashed the chandelier. - Dwight K. Schrute
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 23:10:29 +0000
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