What is the similarity between Media And Wife ? Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta... ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ ...Husband: Have a Nice Day Wife: dont tell me what to do... ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Whats the best example of once in a lifetime opportunity? A mosquito sitting on your wifes face.:p ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Who are MEN? Woh jo narak me bhi mile to kahe ....abe !! Yamraj ki beti dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag !! And who are Women ?? Who go to heaven & say apsara dekhee...no dressing sense at all!!! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki Talash me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki Talaashi mein guzar jati hai... ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Aaj ka SUVICHAR .... 💬 BADAAM khaane se utni Akkal nahi aati ... Jitni shadi ke bad Aati hai... ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ AMERICAN LIFE STYLE.. ------------------------------ DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U.. DAD: U naughty.. Its Ok.. But Dont forget next Time... ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Population Comparison : ------------------- ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Moulvi apni biwi ki Qabrr pe zor zor se PANKHA chala ke RO Raha tha. Kisi ne kaha- Itni Mohabbat? Ya Allah! Moluvi ne kaha- Marne wali keh gayi thi, meri qabar ki mitti sukhane ke baad hi dusra nikah karna. Pata nahi koun sala roj 2 balti🚿 pani dal jata hai. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Touching story... A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound. Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat... Designer piece hai!!! ➖➖➖➖➖➖
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 14:58:04 +0000
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