What will happen if ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS!!! Imagine there’s tremendous improvement in the economy of India. Indias exports increase, imports decrease. India becomes a super power as Economy is Power. That is this. Yes. From today on, ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS Imagine... from then, this may happen............ ------------------------------------------------------- SCENE 1 Venue: Microsoft Corporation, New York, US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs. s/w engg 1 : Whats that? s/w engg 2 : Bobs photographs from India. s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place? s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Hosur Road, Bangalore--the widest road there s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? Hes got a TVS 50 also. s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). .This guy enjoys life maan... s/w engg 3 : Yo! u knows how much a TVS 50 cost! it’s? Nearly 200K. Say it in dollars... s/w engg 2: Oops. We cant dream of such a thing here. s/w engg 1 : Lets go to India & try for a job. [Everybody excited.] ------------------------------------------------------- SCENE 2 Venue: Sun Microsystems, San Francisco, California, US s/w engg 1: Im with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party? s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand. s/w engg 2: Where will you be working? s/w engg 1 : Ill be working in Hi-tech-city. s/w engg 2 : Oh! Hitech-city.Great yaar. where it is... s/w engg 1 : It is in Hyderabad. s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California. You’ll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Jaipur, Rajasthan...He says its the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan. s/w engg 2! : Who is the client yaar? s/w engg 1: You know Andhra Pradesh Metro Transport Corporation? s/w engg 3 : Yeah. APMTC. One o! f my friends are there in the Road Cleaning Division and one is in the Roads Widening Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there. s/w engg 1 : Ill be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU. s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...? s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit. s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. Thats what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See Im writing software for the space shuttle remote control. ! I hate this. s/w engg 1 : Dont worry guys. Ill give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and Ill forward it to the HRD. [Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.] ------------------------------------------------------- SCENE 3 Venue: IBM, New York, US (Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.) Male : Hi! Female: Hi. You know. Im planning to settle in India soon. Male : What?? Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his PhD in Patna University and hes coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. Hes already got a job in BEB (Bihar Electricity Board). We planned to settle in Patna itself... Im also planning to work there. Lets see... Male: Good luck... don’t forget us & US... ------------------------------------------------------- SCENE 4 Venue: Intel Corp. US s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the Tagore Arts College in Pondicherry with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar... All are excited... George : Got my Visa yesterday. Its all finalized now. s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country. s/w engg 1 : B.A in History...ohh...man, enjoys your life there? s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh? George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year. s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy. s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! That means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars...
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 02:52:37 +0000
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