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Whats going on with the planets?? Venus and Mars are not on the best terms, they were gonna have a 3sum with earth to spice up the relationship, but didnt want to pick up any sths (spacially transmitted humans) so they turned to Mercury who is unfortunately indefinitely on her period and is a planet scorned. Saturn wants to put a ring on Jupitar, but Jupitar doesnt want to end up like Mars and Venus so desires a relationship with no gravity attached :-). Meanwhile Uranus is looking for a back door man and hoping he could find one in Pluto who hasnt decided whether he is male or female let alone a planet yet. Plutos friends abandoned him years ago, said he wasnt a team player. Neptune wants to be like Earth and is hoping to one day meet with a comet that will give it some land as it knows right now Earth is the suns favorite despite being swarmed by humans. Neptune knows that Earth is thee shizzle right now, but the other planets refuse to accept that. Saturn is jelous of the Sun because of the light it brings to the system as it used to be the light bearer but didnt shine its light responsibly so lost that gig and was demoted from a star back to a planet. Despite all the indifferences the solar system keeps turning. :-)
Posted on: Sun, 14 Dec 2014 11:11:01 +0000

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