When I become a sage and people troop down to my hut to listen to golden words, this will be my first to them: choose your babrber carefully. Lemme tell you two stories. This one time, I had a barber who slept off while giving me a haircut. The head(end) result was catastrophic. The girl I had been forming tush and classy to refused to accept my proposal. She said she didnt realize that my head was hexagonal. She said the haircut was agbero style. Una see how barber finish me? In my corner of town, Ileya meat na serious hustle o. For years, I have hustled but with no luck. Then I decide toh be more strategic about it in 2014. First, I made many Muslim friends on Facebook then I was always went toh Arabic studies toh catch fresh air everyday. It was there I learnt asalam waleukum and insha Allah, and *scratches head* well, leave that. The koko be say adon dey anoint my bia-bia with Methylated spirit since June and it was working wonders then I visited my barber in September. He had just installed this ac. It made me sleep off while he cut my hair. When i woke up, all my bia-bia was gone. The whole thing! These barbers sef. *chews chewing stick*
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 10:16:50 +0000