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When I grow up I will be a director- of a public institution of course. Ill be paid GHC7,500 a month ...and enjoy sitting allowances higher than the salaries of most of my employees and still watch the company go down the drain When I grow up Ill get a PhD and throw my weight about. My title alone will open doors for me. I wouldnt have to open my mouth or lift a finger When I grow up, I will be a professor I will harass as many females who need my help. The people they could report to will need my assistance someday, anyway. Theyll say: hes one of the few specialists we have in this area. I will be a national asset! When I grow up I will be a foot soldier Ill have all the impudence when my party comes into power. They will protect me. After all theyll need my truancy during the next election When I grow up I will be a civil servant Nobody will monitor my work. I could break all work ethics and never get fired When I grow up I will be a pastor- Gods spokesman. Ill make so much noise about the slightest good I do. A few touches of African electronics here and there... Then the harvest begins When I grow up I will be a journalist. The content of my work will depend on the soli My best works will receive the best kick backs and political recognition When I grow up I will be a policeman Anytime a civilian needs help will be pay day Drivers will be my best friends with the new spot- fine system. We could always bargain! When I grow up power will be most important My stomach will come first. Ah, what did they say national interest was again? By Naa Obeye Ammah
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 06:41:52 +0000

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