When I listen to Jerry Was A Race Car Driver.... Verse 1: Ryan was a tractor driver, Hauled so much damn ass, Never could take on his uncles Stang , but he never let a Prius pass. Ryan was a tractor driver, Hed say Catch me if you can! With an 18 horse that sounded like intercourse to the ears of a motorhead man. Verse 2: Craftsman made a lawnmower Made em back in the 80s Was a piece of shit when it rolled off the line, but Ryan made it so pretty. Craftsman used Briggs and Stratton, used them all the time. Worse than Tecumseh, ran shitty like a Chevy, but they sure did make there dime. Verse 3: Ryan was a tractor driver, 22 years old, One too many cold beers one night and drove himself straight into a sink hole.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 16:32:07 +0000
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