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When Insults Had Class . Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease. That depends, Sir,whether I embrace your policies or your mistress. Benjamin Disraeli in reply to an impertinent MPs remark • He had delusions of adequacy. - Walter Kerr • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Winston Churchill • I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow • He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway). • Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; Ill waste no time reading it.- Moses Hadas • I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain • He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.. - Oscar Wilde • I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ....if there is one. - Winston Churchill, in response. • I feel so miserable without you; its almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop • He is a self-made man and worships his creator.- John Bright • Ive just learned about his illness. Lets hope its nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb • He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others. - Samuel Johnson • He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating • In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Charles, Count Talleyrand • He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker • Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain • His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde • He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) • He has Van Goghs ear for music. - Billy Wilder • Ive had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasnt it. - Groucho Marx.
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