When four of Santas elves got sick, the trainee elves did not > produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the > Pre-Christmas pressure. > > Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which > stressed Santa even more. > When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were > about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven > knows where. > > > Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards > cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. > > > Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a > shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk > all the cider and hidden the liquor.. > > > In his frustration, he accidentally > dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces > all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had > eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. > Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the > door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. > The angel said very cheerfully, Merry Christmas, Santa. Isnt this a lovely day? > I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it? > > And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the > Christmas tree. > > Not very many people know this. > >
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